dicktastion practice

Once again, Pig and Wolf came face to face and things aren't looking too good for the pigs. Who will protect the Emperor? Is there anyone who will answer his high-pitched squeal for help? Anyone at all? Better bang that Gong, Ping Pong!

I am Oinky No-Ho, adviser to the great Emperor Ping Pong, and priest of the Monastery of Wu-dah-ling. I am here to tell you of the Kung-fu pigs, and of how they fought to defend our lands against that most evil traitor, the Crimson Trotter (He who keeps the company of wolves). In this tale you will learn of bandits and of fowl play. Of magic swords and evil spells. And so, honourable stranger, let us begin...